Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam

9.4
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Duration
2h 30min
Meeting point
Amsterdam central station. Opposite of the main entrance is a cafe - Restaurant LOETJE. All guides will have a tiny yellow company flag.
Languages
English
From €25.00
Per person
Free Cancellation. No Booking Fees.
Cancel for free up to 24 hours. We price match.

Overview

Get ready for a wild ride through the streets of Amsterdam! This isn't your typical, boring, politically correct tour. Think of it as the unapologetically bold and hilarious tour of the city. Expect lots of colorful language, humor that may push the envelope, and, yes, a healthy dose of history thrown in for good measure. So, if you're ready to break away from the norm and experience Amsterdam like never before, then this is the tour for you!

No holds barred, no snowflakes allowed.

***PLEASE NOTE**** Be sure to book with at least 2 hours in advance, since we can't possibly make it to the meeting point in less than 1 hour.
Tour Conditions
Accessibility
Suitable for people with reduced mobility
Pets
Pet-friendly
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This activity includes:

  • Amsterdam Centraal Station IJzijde
  • Café Karpershoek
  • Dam Square
  • Amsterdam Museum
  • Begijnhof
  • Bloemenmarkt
  • Staalmeestersbrug
  • Rembrandt House Museum
  • Waag

Our Guides

Andy — Guide of Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam , Netherlands
Andy

Meeting point

Amsterdam central station. Opposite of the main entrance is a cafe - Restaurant LOETJE. All guides will have a tiny yellow company flag.

On arrival

Once you get to Amsterdam central station you might feel a bit lost, as it is a huge badass building.

But don't worry, find a main entrance and opposite the main entrance you will see a little white building( GVB building)- Cafe - Restaurant LOETJE.

Cross the tram rails and once you come closer to the building, you will see one of our guides with the tiny yellow flag, you cannot miss.

Btw, it is not even two minutes walk from the main entrance, so if you walk longer, you are probably going in the wrong direction.

Things to note

Please, if you cannot make it to the tour ( yes, we understand that hangover in Amsterdam can be pretty strong), please let us know in time, so you might free a spot for another rude bastard. Thanks :)

-Please arrive 5-10 minutes before the tour time. We prefer to start on time :-). We also need a minimum of 3 people in order to go through with the tour, so in case there are not enough people booked in, we are going to inform you 3 hours before the tour. This happens only sometimes if there are cancellations.

Rating
9.4
Organisation
9.6
Atmosphere
9.5
Content
9.3
Guide
9.6
Usefulness
9.3

Cancellation policy

Free Cancellation up to 24 hours before the activity starts. Late cancellation or your non-arrival is not refundable.

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