Rude Bastards Tour of Amsterdam

Overview of the tour in Amsterdam

Get ready for a wild ride through the streets of Amsterdam! This isn't your typical, boring, politically correct tour.

Think of it as the unapologetically bold and hilarious tour of the city.

Expect lots of colorful language, humor that may push the envelope, and, yes, a healthy dose of history thrown in for good measure.

So, if you're ready to break away from the norm and experience Amsterdam like never before, then this is the tour for you!

No holds barred, no snowflakes allowed.

Our Guides

Andy

Maja

On arrival

Once you get to Amsterdam central station you might feel a bit lost, as it is a huge badass building.

But don't worry, find a main entrance and opposite the main entrance you will see a little white building( GVB building)- Cafe - Restaurant LOETJE.

Cross the tram rails and once you come closer to the building, you will see one of our guides with the tiny yellow flag, you cannot miss.

Btw, it is not even two minutes walk from the main entrance, so if you walk longer, you are probably going in the wrong direction.

Things to note

Please, if you cannot make it to the tour ( yes, we understand that hangover in Amsterdam can be pretty strong), please let us know in time, so you might free a spot for another rude bastard. Thanks :)

-Please arrive 5-10 minutes before the tour time. We prefer to start on time :-). We also need a minimum of 3 people in order to go through with the tour, so in case there are not enough people booked in, we are going to inform you 3 hours before the tour. This happens only sometimes if there are cancellations.

Free Cancellation

You are free to cancel a booking anytime. We kindly remind you to cancel bookings you cannot arrive for. Being reported as absent decreases your customer level points and the benefits you can enjoy.