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Rude Bastards Free Tour of Paris
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Duration
2 hours
Meeting point
Pl Saint-michel (Saint-Michel Fountain)
Languages
English
From €0
Tip based
Free Booking. Free Cancellation.
No fixed price — pay what you feel the tour is worth.
Overview
Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.
History isn’t just dates and facts; it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence. Starting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral.
We will cross the romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité. Finally, we will go up to the Louvre Museum, where our guide will rudely point to the Eiffel Tower and tell you to find your own way. All in all, we promise an experience to leave you confused, scandalized, and laughing till your ribs hurt.
So what are you waiting for?
History isn’t just dates and facts; it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence. Starting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral.
We will cross the romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité. Finally, we will go up to the Louvre Museum, where our guide will rudely point to the Eiffel Tower and tell you to find your own way. All in all, we promise an experience to leave you confused, scandalized, and laughing till your ribs hurt.
So what are you waiting for?
Tour Conditions
Accessibility
Not wheelchair accessible
Minimum Attendees
Requires at least 3 participants to run
Children
Suitable for families with children
Extra Fees
No additional cost
Pets
Pet-friendly
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This activity includes:
- Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris
- Le Procope
- Louvre Pyramid
Our Guides
Andy
On arrival
Saint-Michel Métro Exit 3, Fontaine Saint-Michel
Things to note
Guide will have a mini yellow flag!
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Free Cancellation
You are free to cancel a booking anytime. We kindly remind you to cancel bookings you cannot arrive for. Being reported as absent decreases your customer level points and the benefits you can enjoy.
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